This next “Not So Slutty Halloween” costume is straight from one of the ultimate millenial movies, Mean Girls. As much as I love early 2000s LiLo, you won’t be going as a skimpily dressed Plastic. Instead you’ll masquerade as the sassy, “too gay to function” and utterly quotable Damian. This costume takes ZERO effort, so there’s really no excuse for being lame and going costume-less. Simply throw on a blue hoodie, some sunglasses and throw up one of the best lines in the movie. Resting bitch face and judgy stare are up to you.
Now just convince a friend to go as Janis Ian, and you’ll be set. Get ready to yell “Oh my God – Danny DeVito! I love your work” all night.
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