Gift Guide: The Festival Fanatic

Christmas is less than two weeks away! I can’t believe it! I already have festival season on my mind, however, and this gift guide is for that music festival obsessed friend who just cannot tear off their flower crown and still posts Coachella photos on instagram, 8 months later (guilty!). Help them continue the desert Woodstock vibes at home or prep for next year’s fests with these perfect bohemian pressies. You know they already bought presale passes.

#1 Embrace the “Dirty Hippie” stereotype with this cheeky sweatshirt during those cold desert nights
#2 A candle that smells like cacti, so you have the Palm Springs vibes, down to scent, at home
#3 The best self-tanner so you can have that Chella tan without the Chella heat stroke
#4 My all-time favorite booties – these will carry you through the winter, through festival season, and back again
#5 A dreamcatcher yoga mat, so you can get in festival shape with the perfect boho vibes; this might actually get me to do yoga for once
#6 Evil eye iPhone charger; I have a thing for the evil eye symbol (kind of like how some girls love arrows? idk), and this will be useful as your phone is bound to die every day at the fest
#7 Foldable water bottle – space saving, eco friendly, and will save you money at the fest; great for any traveler
#8 A bit of hair chalk, because flower crowns are so 2014
#9 This might be one of my favorite items in this guide; a photo printer that hooks up to your phone and can create polaroids; hang all your festival memories around your apartment, without the hassle of carrying around a polaroid camera
#10 Battery operated radio (it can hook up to your phone too, don’t worry) to tote to the campgrounds with a cool vintage look
#11  OR, if, like me, you’ll never camp again, inflatable drink holders for lounging by the pool; it’s a rough life, but someone has to do it!
#12 Festival Survival Kit – filled with ear plugs, dry shampoo, rain poncho, earring backs, and oh so much more – this bad boy will be your secret weapon
#13 One Teaspoon makes the best denim shorts, and I love this pair in worn white for summer, not only festival season. Besides, Coachella is prone to wind/sand/Mad Max storms – so you won’t want to be caught out in a skirt or dress on those days

Happy shopping, friends! Doesn’t seem all that bad when it’s from the comfort of your bed instead of the chaos of the mall, right? Just grab a cup of tea and dream of that Palm Springs weather.

Gift Guide: I Can’t Adult Today

Perfect for your bff or friend who literally CANNOT

We all have that friend (or maybe it’s you!) who LITERALLY CANNOT adult today. Even though I’m a few years out of college, sometimes all it takes is a gloomy winter day with no direct sunlight (WTF London) to make me want to hibernate my life away. Well, these gifts are here to help you or your BFF boss up, get your shit together and adult like a champion! Or at least pretend to. So fake it til you make it and snag a few of these sassy, but oh so useful presents.

1. I Need a Day Between Saturday & Sunday Sweatshirt – because don’t we all?
2. Liquid Therapy Wineglasses – because what 9 to 5 doesn’t warrant a bottle of wine (or two)?
3. Smartphone Projector – for when you can afford an iPhone and leech off your parents’ Netflix subscription but don’t own a TV
4. I Can’t Adult Today Pouch – I SEE NO LIES
5. I Am Very Busy Portable Phone Battery – for that friend whose snapchat selfie addiction always kills their battery or they don’t charge their phone like a capable adult
6. Binge Watching Survival Kit – includes marathon essentials including coasters, a sofa yoga guide, and emergency socks
7. I’m Outta Here Passport Case – sometimes real life needs to be avoided and last-minute getaways need to happen
8. Facial in a Box – Less than $20 because who can afford the real thing?
9. More Mimosas Please Phone Case – chasing away the Sunday Scaries by spiking my orange juice since 2012
10. Sriracha 2 Go – if you can’t cook, you can make literally anything taste good with Sriracha
11. French Press – I can’t afford my Starbucks habit, but goddamnit I deserve fancy coffee
12. YOU are a Badass Book – for when you’re ready to stop avoiding responsibility, get shit done and start adulting
13. Cactus Neon Light – One plant even you wont’ be able to kill, no matter how hard you try